camillamacaulayy:

grinchtaire:

camillamacaulayy:

accidentally picked the wrong seats in an airplane/theater au? 

hugged the wrong person from behind au? 

wrong person waved back au???

TOOK THE WRONG COFFEE ORDER AU

THE MAILMAN DELIVERED A WEIRD PACKAGE (sEX TOYSSS) TO THE WRON GHOUSE AU

WALKING INTO THE WRONG DORM ROOM AU

SAT DOWN IN THE WRONG CLASS AU

CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER AU

GOT INTO/WAVED AT THE WRONG CAR AU

TOOK THE WRONG LUGGAGE AU

22 hours ago with 78893 notes
#aus

OBLIGATORY ‘AUS I REALLY WANT’ POST

tinytmas:

moyaofthemist:

frostlawyer:

frostlawyer:

  • incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
  • police procedural AU
  • bookstore AU
  • reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
  • platonic living together AU
  • lawyers AU
  • stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
  • sent to live with cousins AU
  • pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
  • teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
  • pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-i-ran-into AU
  • forget high school students AU i want a high school teachers AU
  • law school AU

HERE HAVE SOME MORE

  • on the same college tour AU
  • trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
  • forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
  • DOCTORS AU
  • medical school AU
  • ride the same bus together literally every day AU
  • vet clinic AU
  • 'i'm pretending to be ur bff bc u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u' AU
  • college professors AU
  • on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU

is it okay if I add some

  • met at a ren faire AU
  • sat next to each other on a roller coaster AU
  • got locked out of dorm room AU
  • camping in the same area AU
  • hurricane during a beach trip AU
  • met at a card game competition AU
  • kids go to the same school AU
  • little kids getting way too caught up in make-believe AU
  • got involved in a heated game of Smash Bros. at a con AU
  • cosplayed as the same character AU

hello yes here’s more

  • snowed in AU
  • lives alone in the woods by a waterfall and finds a confused lost person walking around AU
  • fighting a squirrel AU
  • finding a puppy on the side of the road AU
  • asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night and the other one sings to calm them down AU
  • spy AU
  • con artists AU
  • grew up as best friends but you got hot over the summer can i touch ur biceps AU
  • war prisoner/captor who lets them go but they want to stay AU
  • scared of flying AU
  • x-men with powers of fire and ice AU
  • your dog likes my dog you should date me or something idk i mean it’s only appropriate AU
  • photograper/actor AU
  • repairman AU
  • strip club AU
  • surfer AU
  • private security AU
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  • BODYGUARD AU SHES SPOILED HE NEEDS THE JOB THEY HATE EACH OTHER.  
  • MODERN BONNIE AND CLYDE AU THEY MEET WHEN TRYING TO ROB THE SAME HOUSE AND TEAM UP.
  • CELEBRITY AU ONE IS AN ACTOR/ACTRESS OTHER IS A SINGER AND THEY ARE FORCED TO START A PUBLICITY STUNT.
  • NERD/POPULAR AU THE POPULAR ONE IS DARED TO DATE THE NERD. 
  • PRINCESS FALLS IN LOVE WITH COMMONER AU.
  • ALL THE AUS.
2 days ago with 13486 notes
#aus

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

3 days ago with 135053 notes

thisismytumblrness:

why is the dark version of a character always the super sexy version like help me

3 days ago with 40096 notes

adamantred:

So I jumped into the Cinder bandwagon….

Think c a r e f u l l y, everything after this moment will not only determine your career but life.

kellymagovern:

Congratulations on your face, Gong Li.

captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

3 days ago with 51094 notes

Tiny Detectives with Kate Mara and Ellen Page.

The standout in the class, the ones you should all make it your mission to destroy.

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starponds